Try these activities to fight off boredom. I got them off of Heather Day's facebook.
° At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
° Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
° Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
° Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
° Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
° Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
° Dont use any punctuation
° As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
° Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
° Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
° Sing along at the opera.
° Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
° Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day long.
° 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
If you're bored...
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As fun as some of those things sound, I think many of them actually wouldn't be all that fun. Like asking people their gender. I don't see how that could honestly be funny...esp. if these are people you know and have to deal with sometime in the future...they will hate you.
I like walking into the living room and barkingng a child's name in an accusing tone just to see what they will immediately make an excuse about. :) Just kidding, kids!
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