1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says.

I don't have a book with me, but I do have my notebook. Hmmm... I'm not to the 18th page yet and the pages before that are a story that I don't want to put up here until it's done.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

I'm not actually going to do that because it's a Taiwanese guy playing some online game.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A National Geographic documentary about the fire on a DC-10, flight 979. Lucy's daughter, Genius, was watching it so I sat with her while I was waiting for Shou-way to give me a massage. The massage was really nice.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:52

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:50

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

All the teenage guys yelling at each other and their computer games, Chinese pop very faintly, and mostly the audio streaming of Big Country.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 52 minutes ago. I biked here from Lucy's.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Chera's blog.

9. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Can't remember it. During my nap this afternoon I dreamed something about teaching Taiwanese kids, JC showing up on a bus, fighting with somebody at church, and a sudden storm.

10. When did you last laugh?

Uh. Recently. Probably while looking at something online.

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Little posters in Chinese that I think are telling me all the rules.

12. Seen anything weird lately?

Do all the girls wearing the ugly Taiwanese fashions and the guys who don't like guys but are quite normal over here, count?

13. What do you think of this quiz?

I've done it before, but it's fun.

14. What is the last film you saw?

Rush Hour.

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

College and mission trips for the whole family.

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know?

I'm hungry right now and running out of time.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

Clowns are evil. So is tofu.

18. Comment to President Bush

I'm praying for you.

19. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Certainly not. I'm never going to leave home.

20. What do you want God to say to you when you get to heaven?

"Well done, good and faithful servant."

21. Name 4 people who must also do this quiz on their blog.

BJ, Mama, Samuel, JC.