And another one!

One of the ladies at work related how her husband, being unhappy with her
mood swings, bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor her moods. They discovered that when she is in a good mood, it turns
green, and when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. She suggested that maybe next time he should buy her a diamond.

"Learn From The Mistakes Of Others........
You'll Never Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself!!"