Hollywood star magazines are dumb.

If I see one more cover article about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's love lives I will explode. As y'all know I'm not into movie stars but every single checkout at every single store has all the details plastered on the front page of EVERY SINGLE MAGAZINE. I now know, against my will, that Brad Pitt was married to Jen somebody. Brad wanted to have a baby and Jen didn't. Brad left Jen. Brad starts going out with Angelina Jolie. Brad gets Angelina pregnant out of wedlock. Now Jen is really jealous. And everybody is following all 3 of them around and doing front page articles about the whole stupid thing. Not one article about Hamas winning the Palestinian elections, about Google's contract with China, nothing actually important, just sensational hype about a bunch of immature, immoral movie stars.

I feel really sorry for that baby.